By Traci Kanaan

Hey: and other scintillating mating calls of the online dating world

“I am to online dating, what Thomas Edison is to the light bulb. I haven’t failed 10,000 times, but I did find 10,000 men that don’t work.” ~Traci Kanaan. Divorced and living alone in her mid 40s, comedian Traci Kanaan didn’t want to face the possibility of living the rest of her life alone, so she did what millions of others have done and tried online dating. This book is a collection of the crazy and stupid emails Traci received, and her hilarious responses (and non-responses) to the men “trying” to woo her.

Comedy Author

Traci Kanaan

Traci Kanaan was born and raised in Berea, OH. She graduated from Otterbein University with a B.A. in Music and Business with minors in Music Composition, Piano Performance, and Electronic Music.

In 2002, Traci performed at her first open mic, and she was bitten hard by the stand-up comedy bug. She later became known as The Princess of Parodies and released her first (and only) comedy CD in 2009 – Tinkle Tinkle Little Star. That year, she was hired to perform at a clothing optional resort where she began creating another musical comedy show specifically for swingers, nudists, and BDSMers. Here, The Dominatrix of Ditties was born – and she was voted Top Female Entertainer by Annual Lifestyle Awards in 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018.

In addition to being a comedian, Traci is also a Certified Hypnotist, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist, and Stage Hypnotist. She owns Wings Hypnosis, LLC, and she enjoys helping her clients overcome the challenges that are holding them back from the life they’ve always dreamed of living.

“Laughter, lust, and losers; Traci’s book has it all! If you’re not lucky enough to be attending a live stand-up comedy act about dating in today’s crazy world, why not sit back and read this top notch hilarity?”

– Siobhan Lambert

“So funny and the info is so helpful for us first time online daters who need help. Such a funny read. Must read this”

– katrina hayes

“Funniest thing I’ve ever read!” – K. Courtney

“This was meant to be a humor book and though it is very VERY funny, it feel more like a great primer on how to succeed at online dating. If you find yourself stuck or lost staring at an online dating profile with nothing to say, before you just say “Hey” Read Hey! and discover a better way… Check out Hey! for a long and satisfying laugh.”

– Eric

“Behind all these witty slams and saucy retorts is a woman full of heart. And not to brag, but I have my very own *signed* copy of this book. I had the unique experience of crashing at Traci’s house a couple weeks ago and stealing this book. I read it on the flight home. I couldn’t contain myself! I was tugging on my husband’s sleeve and pointing out the really good lines (I was reading them out loud). Buy the book” – Happy Camper